Malaprop and metaphor mash-ups that actually make sense.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Posted by a teenage girl on FaceBook: "I smacked a policeman because that's the way I role!"
Friday, July 13, 2012
"Your brain is designed to serve up delicious plates of self-protective bullshit, so it can become a slippery slope." (From a manuscript on leadership psychology)
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
From a Facebook post about world hunger: "But would that the world would not turn a bling eye on the world's ills."
Sunday, July 8, 2012
In the Cape Cod Times a reporter wrote, "The fabric designer and her mother dappled in fabric for many years."
Sunday, May 27, 2012
An actress interviewed by Greg Gutfeld on red Eye: "I know I screwed up, but he didn't need to rub it in my face."
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
An author wrote about her new idea for a book: "Client reactions will test its metal."
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
A viscous cycle can lead you down a slippery slope!