A pundit on Fox News claimed, "That was a bold-faced lie." What courage it takes to lie through your teeth. But it cause hair-loss, resulting in complete baldness.

Fox News reporter on the lack of a verdict in the trial of a Baltimore police officer: "Officials are walking around on pins and needles." Due, no doubt, to the global egg shell shortage.

A Fox News commentator observed, "Donald Trump knows how the American people feel on a guttural level." We do growl a lot.

Heard on Fox News: "That will be a tough road to hoe." Especially if it's asphalt.

Found in a manuscript on leadership:"You need to make sure your people bring their motivational jeans to work." Will shorts serve the purpose?

From a DIRECTV description of a Mad Men episode: "Roger pawns off a project on Don." And for $5 he can get it out of hock.

Golf partner Bill Whigham said about a good fairway shot, "It went like hotcakes." And hotcakes run like the wind.