An ESPN basketball commentator on Notre Dame's overtime win over Duke: "I have to give my hat to those young men." We tip our hat to such a generosity.

The Happy Wonderer

A psychologist wrote in a manuscript about the effect of exercise on mood: "When you get bored, your mind wonders off." I've often wandered about that myself.

The Minnesota sheriff on the series Fargo: "You better watch it, Buddy, before you find yourself up a tree without a paddle." Yes, you need a paddle to swat the kitten off the oak limb.

A pundit on Fox News claimed, "That was a bold-faced lie." What courage it takes to lie through your teeth. But it cause hair-loss, resulting in complete baldness.

Fox News reporter on the lack of a verdict in the trial of a Baltimore police officer: "Officials are walking around on pins and needles." Due, no doubt, to the global egg shell shortage.

A Fox News commentator observed, "Donald Trump knows how the American people feel on a guttural level." We do growl a lot.

Heard on Fox News: "That will be a tough road to hoe." Especially if it's asphalt.