Bob Gordon shared this: "I was talking to Linda and mentioned that UNAIDS was an anacronym. An anacronym, in case you didn't know, is a scrambled acronym.  On second thought, it's an acronym that is out-of-date.

A Fox News blonde observed, "Donald Trump is stubbing his nose at the Republican Party establishment." Warren Silver remarked, "Whenever I stub my toe, I snub it until it feels better."

Posted on Facebook: "The second time my friend let me down, that was a real lessen for me." The lesson: a betrayal will always erode a friendship.

A colleague's plea after sending me a confidential email: "Please keep it under your belt." Good idea. My hat is temporarily full.

Overheard on the tennis court during a discussion of the chance that Marco Rubio would win the Republican nomination for President: "It would be easier to get a camel into heaven." Not to mention getting a fat man through the eye of a needle.

Former Boston Mayor Tom "Mumbles" Menino on the future of his beloved city: "Hope burns eternal." We'll spring for that.

An ESPN basketball commentator on Notre Dame's overtime win over Duke: "I have to give my hat to those young men." We tip our hat to such a generosity.