Audrey on Twin Peaks: "Laura had a sweet tooth for nose candy."

Tim Traub said, "Silence rained...." And we all got wet.

A Facebook friend referred to cats as "viscous creatures." Yes! And not only slippery, but vicious!

A Facebook friend railed against the President-elect: "Trump is reeking havoc everywhere he goes." I guess he means Mr. Trump stinks. And it's making my friend into a nervous wreck

Contributed by Warren Silver's daughter:  Donald Trump was condemning the optimistic picture of the nation that Hillary Clinton painted at the Democratic National Convention.  Speaking at a rally in Denver, Trump said Clinton was “talking last night about how wonderful things are. She made it sound like everything is rosy-dory,” Trump said. “Things are not rosy-dory, folks.”

Bob Gordon shared this: "I was talking to Linda and mentioned that UNAIDS was an anacronym. An anacronym, in case you didn't know, is a scrambled acronym.  On second thought, it's an acronym that is out-of-date.

A Fox News blonde observed, "Donald Trump is stubbing his nose at the Republican Party establishment." Warren Silver remarked, "Whenever I stub my toe, I snub it until it feels better."