A newscaster, commenting on the media's treatment of Donald Trump since his election to President: "They have gone after him like a ton of bricks." Bricks, taller than speeding trains, faster than tall buildings....

Contributed by Warren Silver: "On Wednesday morning CNN broadcaster, John Avlan, was trying to make the point about certain events coming around again when he said, 'Let's square the circle'. I wonder how he fared in geometry."

A football announcer commenting on a boneheaded foul by a defensive back: "That will really get under a head coach's craw." Not to mention it will stick in his skin.

A play-by-play announcer on Monday Night Football praising Aaron Rogers for an amazing comeback victory: "He pulled another rabbit out of his head." And put it in his hat.

After a competitive round of golf where I spent a lot of time in the woods looking for a lost ball, my opponent, Steve Swanson, observed: "You had dissolved into the hinderland." Hinder as in thwarted, or hinder as in behind? I will spend 40 days wandering in the hinterland.

A political analyst describing the current situation in Washington observed: "You can't see the forest through the trees." True enough, unless you crane your neck.

Author James Patterson asked a waitress in a coffee shop bout a menu item called "grass-fed meatballs." She did not see anything wrong with that. Perhaps we can get those low-income babies to wrangle those grazing meatballs.