According to the Cape Cod Times, a woman told authorities that she could "bare witness to her boyfriend's whereabouts at the time of the robbery." I bet that woke up the jury!

In an episode of The Sopranos a Russian mistress says, "You are my knight in white statin armor." Can't you just hear that old knight in shining armor performing karaoke to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin"?